Mods! Misinterpret her intentional whimsy in bad faith and mistake it for sincere idiocy!
To note:
FR: concentrer /EN: focus
FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel
FR: pingouin /EN: penguin
FR: câlin /EN: hug
the “PINE-GUINE” fucking killed me asfgashasfg
Google Translate: focus
This man, with extreme amounts of self-confidence: fUCK US
….
EUGHJJ
EUGGHJJ
“hug”
NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lokh:
‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this
this video i found on pinterest kicks ass
What the fuck, thats dudes
urie:
[wrong information]
[outdated information]
[carefully researched correction that gets reblogged by no one]
[Stupid pun]
[haiku bot]
[no net new information screenshot]
[World Heritage Post]
[“Oh my god I’ve only seen this post in screenshots” comment]
We need to stop engineering blatantly stupid materials
“Hey guys if we make fairy floss out of glass it has all these cool insulating properties. Also we can layer it to make strong waterproof panels for building boats.” Counterpoint you’ve made fairy floss out of glass can we think for five minutes here.
Spell Of Lovely Warm Ten Billion Microscopic Knife Hug For Your House
You engineered stone guys aren’t off the hook either. We’ve seen the sick workers. Asbestos 2.0 For Cutting Your Fruits And Veg On, specially formulated to kill 20 year old craftsmen trying to pay rent
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