cookthepenguin:

The adhd urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

brucespringsteendotcom:

you guys realize it’s fine to mourn the experiences we didn’t have due to covid right. it’s literally fine to be sad that your 20s or whatever didnt look the way you thought they would. “covid took years of my 20s” doesn’t mean “i have it worse than everyone else and im dismissing all the bad things happening in the world” it just means man im disappointed that those years weren’t what i’d hoped for. we all realize that’s a normal response to these circumstances. right

wildfaeworld:

wildfaeworld:

wildfaeworld:

started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn’t fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny

alright everyone we need to do the dishes! the DISHES. no, ted, it’s not in your phone. ted you have so many apps open. ted how did you download a virus. the nice exiled nigerian prince sent you an nft? thats nice ted. now, about those dishes,

alright on todays agenda: LAUNDRY. yes laundry as in dirty clothes. yeah greg that’s a board-level task in this organization. greg its very undignified to throw a tantrum like that at your age.

kittleskittle:

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more vintage-style painting silliness, this time ft. Beta getting out and going gliding for the first time!

beckysquiltingagain:

I might like the back better than the front… can’t stop staring at it. But it took me an entire work week to finish, so I’m just going to keep looking at it

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cloudselkie:

DYSCALCULIA TOOL ALERT!

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This is an acrylic magnifying glass with a green strip in it that helps you read long strings of numbers! It’s been known for a while that putting a colored filter over pages can help people with dyscalculia read numbers without them flipping places, but this is the first time I’ve seen something so simple and accessible. I put it on some test numbers and my eyes didn’t feel like they kept wanting to jump around all over the number. I can keep this on my desk and use it on paper, or hold it up to my monitor to read long numbers at work! It may help people in other ways as well, this is just what I bought it for and I already love it!

I found it at a Daiso location, but there are probably others online.

Spread the word!

EDIT: It’s also like $2, so pretty much anyone who needs it can afford it!

rockpapertheodore:

Fun tip for my friends who have issues keeping their cars clean:

If you have an issue with just fuckin… not taking trash out of your car, start stuffing it into your old takeout/fast food/shopping bags. That’s Step 1.

Step 2 just becomes practicing taking one of them out of your car every time you go to the gas station or the store. There are trash cans specifically there for you to put your car trash in, between the pumps at the station or the doors to the store.

They are there for you to use.

They are not top secret special trashcans for use by qualified personnel, and the clerks and other customers are not judging you for using them.

Nobody thinks you’re a slob for carrying a knotted plastic bag or two full of trash and stuffing it into the trashcan by the door. In fact, a majority of people are grateful that you put your trash in a can instead of throwing it onto the ground!

Companies put these trashcans out specifically because they realized it was a lot easier and cheaper to clean up a bunch of trash cans instead of having a dedicated trash pickerupper guy cleaning the lots constantly. You are allowed to use them.

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